Introduction


Can each day be headlined by a word (or two) and represented by a single sentence?

Will they, in turn, weave together to form a tapestry of the year?

It may be more mundane than momentous, but it’s mine to share.

Wednesday, 9 December 2015

Not So Smart

My wife’s Smart car, left inexplicably untethered by its handbrake, was reported to her at lunchtime as having rolled into the car park fence and so was duly retrieved apparently unharmed; consequently, after school, when we got in the car we sat trying to work out if it was possible to leave the semi-automatic parked in gear or not, my wife trying the key in and the key out, the ignition on and off, and the gear lever in every conceivable position – N, R, and 1 to 5 (there is no P) – which so confused the poor little thing that, when the time came to start the engine for real, she (the car not my wife) just wheezed and coughed to no avail, potentially leaving us stranded in the dark, until we adopted the tried and trusted remedy of turning it off, waiting a few minutes, and turning on again, at which point the old girl (the car, definitely not my wife) burst into life again.

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