Wardrobe Malfunction

While I was helping a friend to erect an enormous flat packed wardrobe, he noted that the drawers, when fitted, did not fill all the available space, which left a sizeable void between them and the back of the unit, the point of which he questioned; “just right for hiding your stack of pornography” I quipped, receiving a horrified look from my wife who clearly thought such a remark inappropriate, particularly to a church pastor.