Trumped

The new president’s moniker has connotations that are both interesting and foreboding: a card of little intrinsic value that nevertheless wins the trick; an unpleasant emission from the nether regions; a final blast that heralds the end of the world; or (you never know) his trumpery (falsehoods) may not be such and he may “come up trumps” and save the day, the US, and the world.